-grow longer hair
-naturally have better skin
-trust less
-smile more
-eat less
-hate less
-express more
-complain less
i fear perfection will never be my reality
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Tumblr has really screwed up my humor.
(Source: anormaux)
I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
its leaves
WAIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.
“Abracadabra” v. “Avada Kedavra”